this is NOT going to be my brand (raises flag :<)

[pengwern]

I haven't read this webnovel yet but wanted to share as many places as humanly possible: a fic where the main pair can have snex (snail/snake sex)

[After faking a pregnancy I inherited a space empire] no translation
So it's a cultivating transmigrated snail fae x a space general python fae/spirit named raymond, where MC is pregnant WITH the ML, not by him. (at least not yet.) Apparently MC panicked after he was transmigrated and stuck ML's unconscious body into his (magic, 1000 sq m) shell, but because ML was presumed KIA and magic space genetics etc people end up assuming that MC has ML's egg etc etc etc etc

Featuring the line "Do you want to get inside my stomach to take another look?

most of the xeno smut I've seen over there has been with snakes (and it wasn't ...great...) + jjwxc is now censoring everything below the neck so the author is unlikely to take it to the logical end, but I did just look up snail reproduction and from here, "they shoot their love darts...The dangerous thing about this is that sometimes darts can damage an internal organ or go through the body and exit on the other side." :(((

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[vass]

Am I the only one who thought of Revenant Gun Jedao?

I did just look up snail reproduction

Your sacrifice will be remembered.

The dangerous thing about this is that sometimes darts can damage an internal organ or go through the body and exit on the other side." :(((

Nature: infinitely stranger and grosser than the human imagination.

[pengwern]

AHAHAHAHA if Jedao was in one of the recent CN webnovels, his life would be nine times easier bc the recent trend is for fluffy sweetness (whereas he'd fit right in with the tragic protags of BL last decade) (not that RG was precisely BE but. bittersweet, etc.)

if I'd learned one thing from homestuck fandom, it's that no matter what undignified ups and downs biology puts you through, people in a society are bound to have come up with some form of response to it by which I mean MELANCHOLY LOVE POETRY ABOUT GETTING PUNCTURED BY UR HONEY/ENEMY

imagine the opera cycles of snaliens (snail aliens) or plaintive folk music of python fae courting snfae (snail...this is the point where the meme stops being funny, except, sorry, it still cracks me all the way up like a crate of porcelain in an earthquake XD)

[vass]

Believe me, I have no room to criticise anyone for still laughing at snokes (snail jokes).

[pengwern]

I'm not in the fandom but what a beautiful backronym for supreme leader whatever his name was.

...wait his name really WAS THAT